Ten Questions from Namaile

"Grandpa, I got ten questions. These are very important."
"Shoots"
"Number 1: Have you ever refered to Grammy as Shawtie?"
"No"
"Number 2: Have you ever pluralized with a 'Z'?"
"No"
"Number 3: Does Grammy prefer 'Thelma' or 'Toi'?"
"Thelma"
"Number 4: Do two wrongs make a right?
"No"
"Number 5: Can you spanishize a word by adding an "O"?
"Yes"
"Number 6: Have you ever seen the yellow mustard mountains?"
"No"
"Number 7: What sounds better, Ilocano or Visayan?"
"Visayan"
"Number 8: The worst singer ever?
"Either Britney or Nelly Furtado"
"Number 9: Bookbooks squat because....?"
"...Because squatting facilitates flatulations."
"Number 10: I'm squatting because....?"
"...Because you're a bookbook."
"Thank you Grandpa, you are a wise man."

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