Making Shee Shee at Seattle Hyatt

"Grandpa, check it out, this bathroom is huge."
"Yeah, Grand Hyatt Seattle. Yankee players and
their wives are all over this place. They like the
big bathrooms."
"Grandpa, why is there a telephone by the toilet?"
"That's just in case the president is calling you or
if you need to call Pizza Hut for another pie."
"Grandpa, why is there marble tile everywhere?"
"Yeah, that's so when you get the garden hose out
you can just spray the walls and everything."
"Grandpa, why am I smiling when I shee shee?"
"Yeah, well that's cuz shee shee is a happy maker."