Good Music - Bad Music

"Grandpa, I really like to hear Uncle Andrew play guitar.
Why does music sound so good?"
"Well, actually my little Azuki Bean, music is like beauty...
it's all in the ears of the listener or eyes of the beholder...
Yes it's true that music in general is good, even great...
like there's nothing purer than an acoustic guitar with no
amplifiers or effects and some sweet slack key or stuff like
that...but then again, there's some other stuff out there that
kind of is more irritating than it is ugly...
Death Metal
Any Hip Hop that's all about how great the guy can rhyme
At a bookbook party when it becomes "Karaoke Time"
Michael Buble
So, that's your Grandpa's theory on good and bad music."
"Thank you Grandpa, you're the smartest Grandpa ever."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVmTK46RZnI&NR=1

Don't Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head

"Grandpa, 

what's one

essential

rule about 

eating?"

"Well, my

little pork

dumpling,

generally, 

you try to

avoid 

eating

anything 

bigger than

your head."

"Grandpa,

what about 

an actual 

head? That

isn't bigger

than a head,

technically,

right? And

Grandpa,

what's the 
biggest thing you ever put in your mouth?"

"Well, I guess it was maybe the time I put a whole

donut from the Bridgeport Donut Shop down in

Tacoma Washington. That's a pretty big donut

and that fit. Another time, I put a whole manapua

in my mouth...I don't think that either one is as

big as the time I put my foot in my mouth."

"Grandpa, how'd you put a whole foot in your mouth?

Is that even possible, you pathetic Visayan freak?"

"Stick around little girl, you got a lot to learn."

Two Sinkits